Assistant Features Editor
UNF recently inducted six new groups into its athletic hall of fame. Who would you nominiate for a hall of fame?
Glowsipher Allday is my hall-a-famer. He’s responsible for inventing blacklight vision contact lenses.These eyeball saucers allow the user to view the world fluorescently day
I would create a Time Machine Hall of Fame. My first nominee is the Catholic Church and its brilliant thought of trading with indulgences to “buy” your way to heaven. Such a lively trip to the middle ages is one that deserves praise.
I would make a “UNF
Professors’ Hall of Lame,” and nominate some of my past professors whose classes were a complete waste of my life. I don’t need to name them, though. You know who
I would create a steroids “Hall of Shame,” and my first inductee would be Alex “A-Roid” Rodriguez, followed by Barry Bonds, Roger Clemens and Spider Man – he had to be using something to pull those stunts.