There may not be any laws when you’re drinking Claws but there are some flaws. First it was Popeye’s Chicken Sandwich and now it’s one of the most recent, popular alcoholic drinks in America. Yes, fraternities and college kids alike you drank White Claws dry.
According to CNN White Claw’s Senior Vice President of Marketing, Sanjiv Gajiwala, people are throwing White Claws down the hatch faster than the company can actually make them. No worries though, apparently the company is trying hard to keep up with the demands for a seltzer with a gluten-free alcohol base meant for those who want to have fun and stay hydrated.
“national shortage of white claws”
me: lmao good one
*goes to beer store and there’s not a single white claw*
— Cameron Caskey (@CamCaskey) September 7, 2019
But some insist it’s just a marketing ploy to get people to buy and hoard White Claws.
A hill I’ll die on: the White Claw shortage was just a ploy by their marketing team to scare people into buying and hoarding more White Claws, which then forced an actual shortage.
Wake up sheeple!!!!!
— Annie Chen (@anniemyachen) September 9, 2019
My newest conspiracy theory:
Is anyone *actually* seeing evidence of lack of white claws? Because the grocery stores here have them stacked two stories high.
This “shortage” is a marketing ploy! Wake up, sheeple!
— Meghan (@Thisisnotmeghan) September 8, 2019
Of course, if there is a shortage there are plenty of other hard seltzers like Truly’s to choose from but can they live up to the recent craze of the White Claw? Only time will tell.
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