So you’re the type of person who is illTwitterate? Or maybe you just don’t see what all the constant-update-on-life fuss is all about? Well, that’s why self-appointed, I-know-everything-about-the-Internet...

Finally. Florida has reluctantly recalled her ludicrous lava-esque climate (I’ll admit, I totally lied back in Top Five Introduction to Autumn Albums, back before thermometers really dipped below 72...