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Quips ‘n’ Tips Feb. 3

Q: What would be a good plot for an adventure story?

xox,

Scribing Sable

A: It’ll start out with you running into Nicolas Cage randomly at a place you’d think he’d never be. It’ll end with you saving his life, him writing you into his will and going on exotic summer vacations with him ’til death do you part. You fill in the rest, and we’ll only take 10 percent of your profit for inspiring you.

xox,
Features Department

Q: I want to know the meaning of my name. I’d normally just walk into a bookstore and browse the mother-to-be section, but my crush works at the one I frequent. He doesn’t read this paper, so I thought I’d ask you guys. The name’s Alyssa, and I really hope it doesn’t mean plain one or something.

xox,
Audacious Alyssa

A: Well, after some thorough research, we found it. Your name means “rational,” which isn’t exactly plain, but it does mean that you’ll probably glide through life in a logical and seamless fashion. Your parents probably were hoping for that. Now off to the bookstore to ask that dude out! Tell him your name means rational as a pick-up line.

xox,
Features Department

Q: Where in Jacksonville can I attend virtual reality sessions?

xox,
Master Matthew

A: There aren’t any online resources for places in Jacksonville, but at the anxiety clinic at the University of Central Florida, there are several simulations available. Happy fake flying!

xox,
Features Department

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